Jump, now. I said JUMP.

Hi. I need to reschedule the phone call. Something unexpected came up. Here are some alternate times. I can be available on the weekends, too.

{no response} waiting {no response}

Hi. I didn’t receive any reply (assuming that you sent one). Did you receive my message? I’d like to arrange a new time.

What?!!! YOU want to make a change? We can drag this out for weeks and weeks. What makes you think we should be bothered with responding to you? Your needs don’t matter to us. In fact, you don’t matter to us.

You, peon applicant, mean nothing to us. If you don’t jump when we say jump, our very important personnel cannot be bothered make even the slightest adjustment to accommodate anything you might need. Too bad if you had a serious illness in the family or anything else that might have happened. So what?

We cannot possibly reschedule anything for you.

If any little thing happens, rest assured we will jerk you around with rescheduling for months. Then tell you that we can’t be bothered.

Our schedule cannot be changed. YOU must jump when we say jump. We don’t give a crap about you. Our time is too valuable.

And, btw, while we were jerking you around over the past 2 months, we decided we didn’t really want to consider you anyway. ha ha ha.